Honest Children on Reddit
October 23, 2009 § Leave a comment
I’ve raved about Reddit before but I just had to share the most hilarious thread.
The topic: The most hilarious thing you’ve heard from a child
“Having coffee after dinner one night, my grandfather asked for a refill with his oft-used joke ‘Gee, this coffee cup must have a hole in it.’
My brother, all of two years old at the time, looked at him quizzically and said ‘How else would you get the coffee in?'”
“My 4 year old son asked why this ladies belly was so fat. I told him it was because she has a baby in her stomach(she was preggers).
The next day he asked our neighbor why she had a baby in her butt…….
I did not want to explain to her why he said that.”
“Years and years ago, I was sitting in a Burger King smoking a cigarette and exhaling through my nose. It had been a terrible day and I’m sure that the expression on my face was reflecting my mood. A little kid across the restaurant pointed at me and loudly asked his mother, ‘Mommy, is that man the devil?'”